[ Bobby does note how he traces the rim of his glass after he says that and is almost disturbed he's flirting with People Zoo in mind, but. He'll keep the tone from getting too dark. Also, he doesn't know what 50 Shades is supposed to even mean. ]
No, and I don't plan to. [ A pause, his tone turning a little adamant. ] And you shouldn't either. It's a bad place. [ He cares, okay. ] They'll rent you out while depowered. Any Dom will have free reign over you. Who knows what they'll do to you because that's not exclusive only to sex.
[ They can beat you up, make you eat shit, anything. It's horrible. Oops, he didn't mean for this to get even darker. There's a level of concern in his blue eyes, though. ]
I'd rather keep my head down than lose my agency like that. Promise you won't go.
[ Some of that sounds fun — it's supremely fucked-up and Wade wishes exactly none of that on anyone, not even that Homelander fella. Actually, that sounds like the kind of thing that could kill him if he's not careful. ]
Spoiler alert!
[ His shoulders shake with laughter. Taking this dark shit pretty damn well, but this doozy is a downright butthole-clenching development. He does not like that one bit. ]
Well, it's a good thing my poor impulse control is the stuff of legends! I'm not totally fucked at all.
[ He's so fucked. ]
How about the contract shit? You're working, so I assume you've bagged yourself a lil dommy daddy? Don't have one myself but if I want to avoid all of that, I'd better start shopping around for a sugar daddy. Or mommy.
[ Well, at least, someone's taking it pretty well. Bobby can't fault the man for that since they have various ways to cope. He's just going to shake his head in both amusement and exasperation. ]
Well, here's hoping you don't get fucked at all. [ And he doesn't mean in a sexual way because Wade seems to enjoy that.
As for his questions - ] I have a Dominant, yeah. My boyfriend, actually. [ He's not going to expand on that since contracts are public knowledge anyway. ] I think it's best not to delay it, but I'll understand any hesitation. Been there, too. It's just worse when you delay it because you pretty much won't get a say on who you get contracted with when your time's up.
[ Wade lifts his glass. Cheers to that! To not getting fucked! Wait. Wade leans his head to the side, then shrugs.
But it's when Bobby gets to that part about arranged contracts that drops another load of reality right on his head. ]
Hate to be the unlucky guy, gal, or pal that lands my pity contract. Hah!
[ He snort-laughs, then lifts the glass to take a very large gulp of his drink. For all his jokes, he's pretty sure he's going to need like three more of those to process that little nugget. ]
Anywho, that's nice! What's his name? I mean I'm totally facebook stalking you later, but I kinda like talking to you!
[ Bobby offers him an empathetic smile, if not a bit lopsided when he says that. Come on, Wade. Don't be so hard on yourself. He's about to tell him this exact same thing when he asks about who his boyfriend is.
Since this guy apparently knows the X-Men, he might be surprised to know who he is. ]
Well, it's Erik. Erik Lehnsherr. [ And before Wade even reacts to that - ] He's not the one from my time. The one here is younger and from a different timeline from mine.
[ Who's McKellen? This guy truly drops the weirdest names and terms. Disney. Fox. Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Bobby doesn't know what to make of these so he just chooses to ignore them, chalking it up to Wade knowing some stuff he doesn't from his own version of Earth. Kind of like the term Krakoa in Ororo and Kurt's.
The questions make him snort a little, making quick work of cleaning all the glasses in the bar by now. ]
Like I said, he's not from my timeline, if that makes sense? He's from the past but he's also on the path of doing better. [ Here, his smile turns a bit fond. ] He has done nothing but take good care of me and protect me. And all of us mutants here, to be honest. I have faith he won't end up like the one I know from my time.
[ That's often the best way to deal with Deadpool. Ignore half of what he says as useless exposition and confusing commentary. Wade props his head up against his hand, elbow on the bar — leaning into it a little when he sees that cute little smile spread on Bobby's face. Awwww! ]
Now that's what I'm talking about! I guess something good came out of this shithole after all.
[ He sighs dreamily. Sounds like Erik has been leaning into that protectiveness for all Mutants schtick in a way that just begs to be called 'daddy' a lot. He bets they make a great couple. ]
I hope I get to meet the best Magneto, he sounds great.
[ The way Wade does that gesture makes Bobby chuckle. It's a true silver lining of this place - what he and Erik has. But also, most of his friendships and relationships are also that. Duplicity might be all kinds of fucked up but the bonds one forges with people here make this place bearable. ]
I hope you do, too. Since you're - [ Pauses, contemplates for a bit. ] - also a mutant, right? Since you know us? [ And friends with Colossus? ]
There are a lot of us here, by the way. You might run into them, too.
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No, and I don't plan to. [ A pause, his tone turning a little adamant. ] And you shouldn't either. It's a bad place. [ He cares, okay. ] They'll rent you out while depowered. Any Dom will have free reign over you. Who knows what they'll do to you because that's not exclusive only to sex.
[ They can beat you up, make you eat shit, anything. It's horrible. Oops, he didn't mean for this to get even darker. There's a level of concern in his blue eyes, though. ]
I'd rather keep my head down than lose my agency like that. Promise you won't go.
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Spoiler alert!
[ His shoulders shake with laughter. Taking this dark shit pretty damn well, but this doozy is a downright butthole-clenching development. He does not like that one bit. ]
Well, it's a good thing my poor impulse control is the stuff of legends! I'm not totally fucked at all.
[ He's so fucked. ]
How about the contract shit? You're working, so I assume you've bagged yourself a lil dommy daddy? Don't have one myself but if I want to avoid all of that, I'd better start shopping around for a sugar daddy. Or mommy.
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Well, here's hoping you don't get fucked at all. [ And he doesn't mean in a sexual way because Wade seems to enjoy that.
As for his questions - ] I have a Dominant, yeah. My boyfriend, actually. [ He's not going to expand on that since contracts are public knowledge anyway. ] I think it's best not to delay it, but I'll understand any hesitation. Been there, too. It's just worse when you delay it because you pretty much won't get a say on who you get contracted with when your time's up.
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But it's when Bobby gets to that part about arranged contracts that drops another load of reality right on his head. ]
Hate to be the unlucky guy, gal, or pal that lands my pity contract. Hah!
[ He snort-laughs, then lifts the glass to take a very large gulp of his drink. For all his jokes, he's pretty sure he's going to need like three more of those to process that little nugget. ]
Anywho, that's nice! What's his name? I mean I'm totally facebook stalking you later, but I kinda like talking to you!
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Since this guy apparently knows the X-Men, he might be surprised to know who he is. ]
Well, it's Erik. Erik Lehnsherr. [ And before Wade even reacts to that - ] He's not the one from my time. The one here is younger and from a different timeline from mine.
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[ Cue the double-handed gasp. Magneto! ]
Not gonna lie, I'd hit it if it was McKellen too. Well done.
[ But using his name? Full name? That's a twist, maybe that means he's not completely done with humanity. Interesting. ]
Is it weird? I mean — knowing he becomes this absolute baddie doesn't put a weird, sexy strain on your relationship?
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The questions make him snort a little, making quick work of cleaning all the glasses in the bar by now. ]
Like I said, he's not from my timeline, if that makes sense? He's from the past but he's also on the path of doing better. [ Here, his smile turns a bit fond. ] He has done nothing but take good care of me and protect me. And all of us mutants here, to be honest. I have faith he won't end up like the one I know from my time.
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Now that's what I'm talking about! I guess something good came out of this shithole after all.
[ He sighs dreamily. Sounds like Erik has been leaning into that protectiveness for all Mutants schtick in a way that just begs to be called 'daddy' a lot. He bets they make a great couple. ]
I hope I get to meet the best Magneto, he sounds great.
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I hope you do, too. Since you're - [ Pauses, contemplates for a bit. ] - also a mutant, right? Since you know us? [ And friends with Colossus? ]
There are a lot of us here, by the way. You might run into them, too.